THERE'S A NEW BAT IN GOTHAM
ONE SWORN TO PROTECT BUMPERS FROM THE PERILS OF PARALLEL PARKING
BUMPER BAT! CAR BUMPER PROTECTOR
BUY THE BUMPER BAT REAR CAR BUMPER PROTECTOR
BUMPER BAT REAR BUMPER PROTECTOR
US$49.99
(US$8.99 shipping)
IF YOU PARK IN THE STREET
THE BUMPER BAT WILL WATCH OVER YOUR BUMPER
AND PROTECT YOU FROM ROADSIDE BULLIES
CAR BUMPER PROTECTOR FEATURES
PATENTED HINGE SYSTEM
ONLY THE BUMPER BAT HAS A HINGE SYSTEM CONNECTING THE STRAPS TO THE MAT. THIS CREATES A CONTOURED FIT KEEPING THE PRODUCT PERFECTLY POSITIONED ON ANY REAR CAR BUMPER. NO MORE HITCHING THE MAT UP OVER THE TOP OF THE BUMPER GUARD TO GET A PROPER FIT
PATENTED RISERS
ONLY THE BUMPER BAT HAS RISERS THAT LIFT THE PRODUCT UP OFF YOUR BUMPER SURFACE. THIS LIMITS CONTACT TO ONLY 8 POINTS. OTHER PRODUCTS MAKE FULL CONTACT WITH YOUR BUMPER WHICH CAN TRAP DIRT AND WATER AND COULD LEAD TO DISCOLORATION OF YOUR PAINT
PATENTED OPEN / CLOSE LICENSE PLATE DOOR
ONLY THE BUMPER BAT ALLOWS FOR USE ON ANY CAR REGARDLESS OF THE LICENSE PLATE POSITION. NO NEED TO CUT A HOLE IN YOUR REAR BUMPER PROTECTOR THAT RENDERS IT USELESS WHEN YOU GET A NEW CAR
OUR PROMISE
THE BUMPER BAT IS THE MOST INNOVATIVE AND TECHNICALLY ADVANCED REAR BUMPER PROTECTOR ON THE MARKET. NO OTHER PRODUCT CAN MATCH OUR PATENTED FEATURES OR DO WHAT IT DOES. IF GETTING THE PERFECT FIT ON YOUR BUMPER IS IMPORTANT.... YOU WANT THE BAT. IF YOU WANT TO LIMIT THE PRODUCT'S CONTACT WITH YOUR BUMPER.... YOU WANT THE BAT. MOST IMPORTANTLY.... IF YOU GET A NEW CAR WITH A DIFFERENT PLATE LOCATION... YOU WANT THE BAT. NO MORE HAVING TO BUY A NEW REAR BUMPER GUARD BECAUSE YOU HAD TO CUT A BIG HOLE IN YOURS. IT'S THE ONLY BUMPER PROTECTOR YOU'LL EVER NEED. WE ENGINEERED IT THAT WAY